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How do you make a 3.6L 2011 Buick LaCrosse into a poor mans Ferrari?

  

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How do you make a 3.6L 2011 Buick LaCrosse into a poor mans Ferrari without blowing the engine?


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You don't.


Simple answer. And true.


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I have done a lot of builds in my life. Some I thought were pretty questionable. But I have never, ever had someone ask to turn a Buick into a Ferrari...even a poor man's.

As @InThrustWeTrust said, get a good gaming PC and pretend because there is literally no way to make this work. Too many doors, too heavy, not enough motor....its a BUICK.

I mean....ANYTHING can be done but this would be a 1-off build and definitely not for a poor man.....you'd need 6-figures to convert that car into anything resembling a Ferrari as there would be so much custom fabrication....it hurts my head. And I mean you need $200k plus easy and it would have no ETA on completion as it has never been done anywhere. 

I don't like to say something is impossible, and I'm trying not to say that here. Lol. But in reality it isn't a serious option. You'd actually save money buying a real Ferrari, just being honest.

 

 


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Sounds like you need to channel your enthusiasm into a good gaming PC setup & need for speed.

That, or paint your car Ferrari Red.

Maybe @mod_man has some more foolproof ideas?


{black}:laugh: I laughed out loud. Which means.....automatic upvote for you sir.


I LOL’ed at the question!


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Drive to the top of a REALLY steep road.

point the Buick downhill.

Floor it.

Close your eyes and shout,,,,,,,,FERRARI!

When you open your eyes at the bottom, say hello to Jesus for me!


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Forget it - wrong car.


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Easy. This used to be an MR2


You could transplant this body onto whatever you currently drive. It's only $25k

 

These guys actually fooled people into thinking they were the real thing:

https://www.thelocal.es/20170214/gang-transformed-old-toyotas-into-fake-ferraris-using-bodyshell-and-stickers/


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The obvious answer to your question of how to turn a Buick into a poor man's Ferrari is -  Become a rich man!


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Get a brain transplant.


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Uhh, there is no way you can do that. Ur best bet is to download and play Forza Horizon or need for speed and turn some cheap cars into fast cars.


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