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Is this true at the DMV lol? I won't be laughing if this happens for real at the DMV lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz3bDON9bNo


Anyone else?


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Customer has faulty Ford product: *goes to ford* Hi I want to have my car fixed

Ford: ok go wait in the yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line

Customer: I- ok

yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line: *over after 30 minutes of waiting* How may I help you?

Customer: My transmission is having problems

yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line: Mileage?

1500

yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line: model?

all of them I own really. Fiesta, Focus, Mustang, F-150...

yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line: Alright then... The Fiesta and Focus aren't covered under Ford anymore because they aren't models

Customer: So you made a junk product knowingly with a defect,  didn't honor the warranty of those whose transmissions went out 5 times, wasn't able to sell because of this reputation for making junk so discontinued the model, and now you won't care to do anything whatsoever?

yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line: Basically yeah

Customer: never will I ever buy a Ford! They made such jun-

yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line: Hey! No J word here, there are Toyota customers around.

Customer: sorry sorry

yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line: *after 3 hours of searching paper work and explaining how F-150s aren't part of warranty as they are more of a toy than a vehicle and "toys" aren't warranted...* Ok sir the transmission in the Mustang is made in China you will have to go to Shanghai by half past next hour to get a new one, charge will be between $15.000 and $20.000

customer: What??

yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line: don't waste my time, you gonna say somethin'?

customer: I'll just junk the car I can't both-

yourscrewedforevercuzyouboughtaford line: get out of here, you know what I'm closing shift today too many J words going around


Creative dialogue. Imagine you were talking to a bot and complained about the service lol.


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It’s hyperbole but accurate. Hahaha. 


@Kaizen Just wondering if some of it is true lol. At the end, no DMV employees gonna take a break lol. 


All the different forms are true. All the different lines are true. Haha.


@Kaizen Lol Imagine you're at a GM dealership. Doing a lemon law.


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This is any government office


Lol {black}:grinning:


This is any government office in almost any country in the world..


It's been that way for thousands of years. The ancient Greeks and Romans were carping about their bureaucrats and politicians.


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I’ve encountered this myself numerous times at the DMV.  That’s part of why people hate going to the DMV office.


@DayWalker I guess it doesn't apply to quitting at the DMV lol. This is why online is so much better.


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Very accurate. That's why I LOVE those DMV kiosks at grocery stores for renewing registration instantly and for other services.


@razmig Lol interesting story to hear 


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