We need a funny topic, so here it is.
Keep it clean.
And the vicious circle continues

for me it's:
I buy a vehicle >>> I lovingly make improvements to it >>> someone totals it >>> I get completely ripped off on the value by the insurance monopoly
Rubbing salt in the wounds.
Red goes faster, all all..

enamel lined cylinders and valve guides: +5hp
All that work for just 5hp?!
this must be a joke. This is a one in a million kind of stupid.
Never say never!
No, I’m not lost. Why do you ask?

And a $2500 repair bill

YouTube, here I come..

is that young Scotty on the left?
100%
Cleannnn

brah
Who said the brand of car doesn’t matter??

Picks up the ice phone & starts cursing

Angie can't take that kind of power
Not without oil, she can’t..
if only her valves were ceiling
It’s a perfect fit..

Gingerly dials number

I’ll chase you down till I overtake you, no matter if it’s 50 miles past my exit..

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This is what happens when you don't change your muffler bearing.

Bits of turbo in the tailpipe? Well done..
Speed & power solves everything

Cardboard first in a velvet glove

the check engine light only came on 9 out of 10 times
The video is pretty much: "Me when I use a corporate fleet vehicle"
No wonder it was horrible..

Ah yes, the ultimate driving machine.
https://youtube.com/shorts/lUt8y1-Ibg0?feature=share
Nah man, it’s not that important anyway..

just tighten the other bolt twice as much and that'll make up for the other one.
Genius!
Get a project car they said, it’d be fun they said

With my luck..

MAYDAY
Indeed.
It’s on because it’s feeling bored and/or lonely

Black electrical tape fixes that just fine.
Das. Auto.
https://youtu.be/MuPm8XHPoyE
A bonus:
https://youtube.com/shorts/PBynew-cVA4
https://youtube.com/shorts/nPAAWqv7KfM
https://youtube.com/shorts/bLn7nNuiByA
https://youtube.com/shorts/Aze25HPXKng
i have quite a bit collection of these 🙂
That’s why I bought this truck!

Me before buying ANY car parts

they have a name for that now ... "analysis paralysis"
And when you’ve finally decided on ‘the one’, *BOOM* CEL on with horrible metallic noises!
Shut up & be quiet!

Always looking for the best deal..

I'm gonna try to get the high score
We’ll all enjoy watching a van do 200kmph..