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We need a funny topic, so here it is.

Keep it clean.

 

 


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And the vicious circle continues


for me it's:
I buy a vehicle >>> I lovingly make improvements to it >>> someone totals it >>> I get completely ripped off on the value by the insurance monopoly


Rubbing salt in the wounds.


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Red goes faster, all all..


enamel lined cylinders and valve guides: +5hp


All that work for just 5hp?!


this must be a joke. This is a one in a million kind of stupid.


Never say never!


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What do you think where is the trick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g7jEyonsqs


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No, I’m not lost. Why do you ask?


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And a $2500 repair bill


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YouTube, here I come..


is that young Scotty on the left?


100%


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Cleannnn


brah


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Who said the brand of car doesn’t matter??


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Picks up the ice phone & starts cursing 


Angie can't take that kind of power


Not without oil, she can’t..


if only her valves were ceiling


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It’s a perfect fit..


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Gingerly dials number


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I’ll chase you down till I overtake you, no matter if it’s 50 miles past my exit..


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Another clip from Mr Bean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOcrjc7-wmU


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This is what happens when you don't change your muffler bearing.


Bits of turbo in the tailpipe? Well done..


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Speed & power solves everything 


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Cardboard first in a velvet glove 


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Now I know why they don't hold over time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PiwNWZsiM0


the check engine light only came on 9 out of 10 times


The video is pretty much: "Me when I use a corporate fleet vehicle"


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No wonder it was horrible..


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Ah yes, the ultimate driving machine.
https://youtube.com/shorts/lUt8y1-Ibg0?feature=share


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Nah man, it’s not that important anyway..


just tighten the other bolt twice as much and that'll make up for the other one.


Genius!


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Get a project car they said, it’d be fun they said 


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With my luck..


MAYDAY


Indeed.


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It’s on because it’s feeling bored and/or lonely 


Black electrical tape fixes that just fine.


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Das. Auto.
https://youtu.be/MuPm8XHPoyE


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That’s why I bought this truck!


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Me before buying ANY car parts 


they have a name for that now ... "analysis paralysis"


And when you’ve finally decided on ‘the one’, *BOOM* CEL on with horrible metallic noises!


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Shut up & be quiet!


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Always looking for the best deal..


I'm gonna try to get the high score


We’ll all enjoy watching a van do 200kmph..


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