We need a funny topic, so here it is.
Keep it clean.
Off to a slow start. Let's turn up the funny, guys.
that is funny i have triple A
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Where I live if it’s a genuine emergency that requires an imitate response it’s free, if you could’ve gotten to the ER by your self it is like $150 (most people are happy to pay that as the ambulances are a charity organization and it’s a good cause, and most of the poodle who work there are volunteers)
How much can a ride in the back of a GMC Savana cost? Lol
Welp, yikes…
@imperator I can't believe that I got an answer to that question bc I have wondered about it for decades. : )
green
@imperator Why do I have the feeling that some people won't get it?
when you have spare parts laying around and you can weld
@imperator Don't you just love creative people ? : )
sproing
eLeCtRiC cArS aRe tHe fUtUrE
Story of my life since I’ve joined this forum -
Best feeling ever!
Memes are life
😆 that title
And it played "When the Levee Breaks"
Where exactly did they zip tie that harmonica to make it whistle? Just out of curiosity…
Panic stations!
Especially during the holidays!
1 fix for multiple issues -
How do I enroll?
Tyrone
All right; I know this was put in by Scotty. [Where is the Laughing Jackass?]
The 2025 one looks better than the 2020 one lol
Late to the party but my daughter and I actually laughed loud enough to startle the cat. We mock these giant grills all the time in traffic! We see kids with new braces and dopey grins. They see mean driving machines. Guess it is all in your perspective huh?! 😀
.@Only1Highlander the grills and lights are out of control. I guess there's no accounting for taste
needs to be updated with the awful new logo
Why does it remind me of the Intel logo?
@inthrustwetrust well the 2020 one has a similar feel.
Well there you go..
Wish I had a truck
Classic!
It is a shame; that VW has become this bad. My first car was a 1967 VW 1500 Beetle. I really learned my Car Maintenance using my Beetle as my beginning in Car Maintenance. { Never could afford to buy the Turbo Kit for it! }
These are from a Revzilla article, but I think most translate to car ads.
https://www.revzilla.com/common-tread/how-to-translate-motorcycle-ads
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Asking $16,000, make offer |
Someone please give me $10,000 |
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$11,500 firm |
Someone please give me $10,000 |
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$8,000 firm, no low-ball offers |
Short of selling a kidney, I have no means of paying off the $7,500 balance on the loan on this $5,000 bike |
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OBO |
Just give me two thirds of what I'm asking, please God |
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Ran when I parked it, needs carb work |
The 10-year-old gasoline in there has turned to mica |
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Needs battery |
I don't have $100 for a new battery, and even if I did, putting in a new battery would only reveal that it won't start |
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Turns over, good compression |
At least the damn thing hasn't seized and I'm gambling you won't show up with a compression gauge |
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Must go this weekend |
I'm six months late on the rent and the eviction proceedings are starting to get serious |
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No low ballers |
The payoff on the loan is way more than it's worth so I have to get an inflated price |
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Wife says it has to go |
I haven't ridden it in five years, but I'm the kind of person who feels better blaming someone else |
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No time to ride |
I drive my car every day because it has air conditioning and I'm lazy |
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Over $5,000 in extras |
I wasted a lot of money on farkles nobody wants |
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Extended swingarm, lowered |
Clutch is fried from playing Rickey Dragracer at every light and the bike now handles like a garbage truck |
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Aftermarket exhaust, sounds great |
Obnoxiously loud, guaranteed to tick off your neighbors |
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Stock exhaust but I removed the baffles, sounds great |
Obnoxiously loud would be an improvement; also, runs poorly |
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Custom paint |
Been crashed |
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Fresh paint |
Been crashed |
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New plastics |
Been crashed |
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Lots of new parts |
Been crashed |
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Cosmetic flaws typical for its age |
Been crashed |
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Converted to a streetfighter |
Been crashed |
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Salvage title |
Been crashed really bad |
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Barn fresh |
Mice ate holes in the air filter |
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Barn find |
Damn, I forgot this junk was still out here |
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Classic style |
Looks dated |
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Instant classic |
It's old |
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Collectible |
I know, because it's been collecting dust in my garage for 15 years while I've been hoping it would go up in value |
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Good beginner bike |
Underpowered |
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Good first bike |
My only hope of unloading this junk is finding an uninformed and gullible buyer |
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Mechanic's special |
Too many problems to list |
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Needs a little TLC |
You probably won't make it home from the sale without breaking down |
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Sold "as is" |
If you make it out of my driveway on this thing, I don't ever want to see you or hear from you again for any reason |
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Basket case, everything is there |
Not even God knows what's in that pile of parts |
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Tires still good for another season |
The cords aren't showing through the tread yet |
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Good winter project |
I just realized I'm trying to sell a motorcycle at the worst time of the year |
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Text only, I don't check e-mail |
Internet service was cut off to my house months ago for non-payment |
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bike 4 sale call 4 info |
I am too stoned and lazy to take a photo, use capital letters or punctuation, or type more than six words, so just imagine how well I've cared for this motorcycle |
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Thinning the herd |
It finally dawned on me that having six motorcycles, five of which do not run, is stupid |
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99 Katana for sale: rare bike, collectible |
Wanted: one clueless buyer with cash |
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I will send you a cashier's check and you can wire me the balance |
Please be the one in a thousand who is foolish enough to fall for this |
They said I needed a new exhaust hangar. Did I do it right?
Give your oil some space..
How dare you.
Reminds me of
But it’s so complicated!
@mountainmanjoe
😆
they used hand signals, so I would let them off with a warning