We need a funny topic, so here it is.
Keep it clean.
My car is making a strange sounds when I start it up. It goes ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uD1BOjy5ug
I thought some people would get a kick out of this. Haha. The lyrics reference the Queen song, Under Pressure.
an inline-2 ? Motorcycle maybe?
I'm not sure, it was the best I could do, lol. It was slim pickings.
job well done
Bringing "sketchy" to a whole new level - behold the LUMBERGHINI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS3Hlmu_RZ0
with current lumber prices, it might be close in value to a lamborghini 😆
Canadian game show
One of those wishes better be new bearings
A new car, perfect heath and a 34 year old Barbara Eden.
We used a Willys on our family farm from the late 60s up to the early 80s. One winter we had a big snowfall and I had to use the Willys to 'Uber' a couple of my dad's employees. Picked up the store's secretary to drive her to the store. Will never forget that ladies face when I pulled up to give her a lift. There was nothing covering the sides of the Willys and it had no heat, just a simple snap-on top. Needless to say, the lady wasn't too impressed with her Uber.
at least you don't have to worry about getting a nail in your tire
Guarantee lasts 1 wheel revolution
Nissan think GenZ like to smell unique so want them to smell like tyres to get them interested in electric car racing: https://www.topgear.com/car-news/motorsport/wait-what-nissan-has-designed-a-perfume-smells-cherry-blossom-and-tyre-smoke?inf_contact_key=717002ca3b552aef402a9a80916d8909680f8914173f9191b1c0223e68310bb1
“A top note of cherry blossom branches and rosemary were combined with burnt sugar and woody tones. The result is a fragrance that embodies the beauty of cherry blossom with the thrill and grit of a racing team.”
I think there's an Eddie Murphey joke in there about rich people with a jacuzzi and poor kids passing wind in the tub, but I wouldn't want to offend GenZ.
how about we keep the generation bashing out of the forum. eh boomer?
shh
HI
Question: "what do you call a ford ecoboost engine that breaks after 100,000 mile's"??
Answer: "An overachiever"
@steven-franzsen Joke moved to "Funny Car" topic.
A couple of young guys decide it's a real good idea to climb Pike's Peak in a nearly 100-year-old Model T:
Car Repair - What Do You Do, After You Have Tried Everything Else (and Nothing Has Worked)?
I'm thinking these guys might have the answer. 😉
Moved to funny topic
@jrspe Not sure I understand the joke.
Click on the bold-faced words, "these guys" to view the YouTube video.
Point is: If everything else hasn't worked to repair the car, why not try a ritualistic dance and chant over it?
@jrspe A tip when posting links, also add an underline and maybe italics to make it more evident that it's a link. (I took the liberty of adding that to your post.)
I was just recently discussing with a friend who has also worked with technology for too many decades that there are times when working on computer problems it seems like such a dance will work as well as anything else.
@Chuck Tobias 👍
I was really stoked about buying one of those new electric cars. But when I got to the dealership the prices were just too shocking! (Read it carefully- you’ll get it)
@chucktobias wow I had no idea it could cause such mayhem
@chucktobias @imperator His tire was blown- that's for sure!