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We need a funny topic, so here it is.

Keep it clean.

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lifehack if you don't want your CAT stolen

 

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the Ford Exploranger

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"We're gonna need a bigger bus."

Big enough?

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I think I would rather let it burn

 

 

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How to change your headlight fluid

 

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wouldn't there be a battery gauge or something on the instrument panel?

 

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doing it wrong

 

I don't understand but I can imagine what are they talking about

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Dodge Grand Caravan? More like "Dodge Grand Careless-Van"!!! HA HA HA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, the reason I called it that is because owning a Chrysler Product is like being Careless by "DROPPING YOUR CELLPHONE MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY" or basically "BANGING ON YOUR COMPUTER OR LAPTOP WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY" when the system is not responding. AKA, being careless with your electronic gadgets. Just like with Chrysler Products. They are CARELESS with the transmissions!

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got to click on it

 

https://imgur.com/pRX0snT

that's gonna need a change of underwear. Not so much funny

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tires for Mexican wrestlers?

 

Linglong and prosper

O. M. F. G.

Scotty’s red Sienna has a LingLong in the FL..!!

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Oh don’t be scared!

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When your tractor broke down, but mamma didn’t raise no quitter - 

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got to click on it

https://imgur.com/gkCxi0V

that is awesome and cute. What a good boy!

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And the vicious circle continues

for me it's:
I buy a vehicle >>> I lovingly make improvements to it >>> someone totals it >>> I get completely ripped off on the value by the insurance monopoly

Rubbing salt in the wounds.

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Did someone say endless money pizzas??

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Red goes faster, all all..

enamel lined cylinders and valve guides: +5hp

All that work for just 5hp?!

this must be a joke. This is a one in a million kind of stupid.

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This is not a coin holder. Now you know why your fuse pops right away

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double-decker brakes

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When you go to teach your daughter to drive a stick shift. And upon seeing the pedals her response is, I only have two feet. 

classic.
now inform her that in some older manuals the handbrake was a foot pedal too.

and if you really want to wind her up, tell her the passenger had to help drive

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What do you think where is the trick?

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No, I’m not lost. Why do you ask?

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And a $2500 repair bill

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YouTube, here I come..

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*Nods like Dominic Toretto*

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Cleannnn

brah

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Who said the brand of car doesn’t matter??

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Picks up the ice phone & starts cursing 

Angie can't take that kind of power

Not without oil, she can’t..

if only her valves were ceiling

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