We need a funny topic, so here it is.
Keep it clean.
who needs gauges anyway. That's where the angry check engine light lives and I don't like how it's always judging me
Black electrical tape fixes that light just fine.
When you go to teach your daughter to drive a stick shift. And upon seeing the pedals her response is, I only have two feet.
classic.
now inform her that in some older manuals the handbrake was a foot pedal too.
and if you really want to wind her up, tell her the passenger had to help drive
LOL
Ricer 101
Thanks for holding my beer..
yikes. What kind of machine is it going to take to pick that up.
Every single time.
"I'm so sorry baby. I should have been paying more attention. I promise I'll make it up to you, ok? How about a nice wash and oil change in the driveway tonight. Just you and I" {black}:excitement:
North American ricers, right now
That’s what grinds my gears..
especially when you hold off on switching for a long time
*Bangs hood* Buy a Toyota Corolla!
*bangs hood* Tercels were the Nokias!
Is it ready yet? No? Fine, I’ll just watch you finish the job then..
In the name of the..
Hate when that happens!
I hate sore losers
Top Gear makes fun of everything
Don’t mind if stop running without any reason
Yes hello insurance? Godzilla vandalised my earthmover..
Geordi: Captain, we should run a level 3 diagnostic
Captain: Is it blinking?
Geordi: No, sir.
Captain: Tighten the fuel cap. Reset stored codes. Set course for Risa, warp 9. Engage!
Yeah, we don’t do that here..
1. Have wheels perfectly aligned
2. Make sure nobody is ahead
3. Large coke in left hand & burger in right hand
these days it's "head down. Hands on 7 and smartphone"
I’ve been rear ended (gentle tap in b2b traffic) more than once, thanks to smartphones.
And we have to look at these things daily
Rookie mistake..
oh crap ... no wonder it hasn't been running right. Do I turn it clockwise or anticlockwise?
@mmj Since you drive a Chevy, I’d say anticlockwise about 90deg for ‘explosive’ performance.
My motto when behind the wheel -
Me, after logging out of here to watch just 1 quick YouTube video before I go to bed -
These must be the new hybrid semi trucks I've been hearing about
Maybe just one more and that should do it ...
another person who went to the same mechanical school (bonus points for the duct tape)
Waking up the entire house from the exploding popcorn in the microwave
Time machine button -
When you can hear a photo -
Maybe if I ignore it, it’ll go away?
No chance!
